What the hell was wrong with us in the 70s?

• Crew cab.  Those were not cool then (like they are now).   It’s an afterthought.
• Orange over tan, with a white roof?  WTF.  Tri-tones went out in the 50s.

Ok, maybe it’s white, not tan

• Dork mirrors?  (Yes, I know these were not invented yet.)
• That cap.  Jeez.  There are worse.  I always liked the over-cab camper.
• My Mustang has bigger tires.  And better wheels.
• No, it ain’t got a hemi.  Not even close.
• Oh look! An International Havester trucklet!