missing Phid’s bachelor party.
Q: What is coming to this dive with Madonna for bible reading, Scientology auditing 401K seminar late one night when she drops into town unannounced?

HOLIDAY MOTEL – Your home for make up/first time/finally after six months of trying nookie.
P.S. I am sorry I missed the party. Still.
P.P.S. My alternative proved to be much less frustrating than a stripper would have been. So I had that going for me, which was good.
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