missing Phid’s bachelor party.

Q: What is coming to this dive with Madonna for bible reading, Scientology auditing 401K seminar late one night when she drops into town unannounced?

cable, HBO and intrusive housekeeping

HOLIDAY MOTEL – Your home for make up/first time/finally after six months of trying nookie.

P.S. I am sorry I missed the party. Still.

P.P.S. My alternative proved to be much less frustrating than a stripper would have been. So I had that going for me, which was good.