Alex Trebek: It is the only acceptable excuse for
missing Phid’s bachelor party.
Q: What is coming to this dive with Madonna for bible reading, Scientology auditing 401K seminar late one night when she drops into town unannounced?
P.S. I am sorry I missed the party. Still.
P.P.S. My alternative proved to be much less frustrating than a stripper would have been. So I had that going for me, which was good.