Another one bites the dust

Dear Asshole: Thanks for all of your help with First Drivers Club.You helped make First Drivers Club special. Unfortunately, all great things have to end sometime, and on May 1 the First Drivers Club will close. Everyone here at HQ really appreciates everything you’ve done to spread the word, and we hope you’ve enjoyed the […]

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The more things change…

Email to ex, yesterday, 9 am: Please tell your BF to stop calling Monkey “shorty.”  It bugs her and the Bear. [more words, more diplomatic] frantic text from monkey, yesterday at 5: You told Mom we hate her?  WTF?  Brilliant, Dad.  Thanks so much for screwing up our lives. Patient reply from me: No, I […]

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