Is that an equipment violation or are you just glad to see me?

State shaped like penis bans Truck Nutz

do your [truck] balls hang low?Truck drivers in the great phallic state of Florida can kiss their Truck Nutz good-bye after getting the shaft from their state government. The state senate decided that adorning a hitch with a set of bull clock-weights should be punishable by a $60 fine, though the vote was far from unanimous. Sen. Jim King, (R-Jacksonville) actually owned a set before his wife insisted the truck be emasculated, and the adept politician was on record calling the genital display “an expression of truckliness.”

Dear Sheriff Joe: How did you miss this media whore opportunity?

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