The more things change…
Email to ex, yesterday, 9 am:
Please tell your BF to stop calling Monkey “shorty.” It bugs her and the Bear. [more words, more diplomatic]
frantic text from monkey, yesterday at 5:
You told Mom we hate her? WTF? Brilliant, Dad. Thanks so much for screwing up our lives.
Patient reply from me:
No, I said “Please tell your BF to stop calling Monkey “shorty.” It bugs her and the Bear.”
Follow up text from Monkey:
OIC. She took it the wrong way. NVM
Unsent response from me to ex:
Reading Is Fundamental, ^$#&%$^#^%@
Stumble It!
Stumble It!
