Messenger Puppet

June, 1990  

Despite what your drunken penis-brain tells you, that hot redhead who reminds you of Louise (Padlock’s girlfriend) on the hysterical historical geology road trip to Niagara Falls is NOT hot for you. This is not the first time you will confuse a girl that talks to you with one who is interested in you. It’s [...]

What the hell was wrong with us in the 70s? Ford Falcon chassis (basically) – is this what the Mustang would have become, if  didn’t turn into a Pinto? 250 OHV I-6 from a John Deere It had a 4 speed stick (unless it was a 3) Was unable to handle golf balls from, uh, [...]

450 SLC vs. XJ-S vs. 630CSi Cop spotter guide Boss Wagon

mmmmm I never saw this one in person – didn’t care about girls. Didn’t car about cars. OK, I did care about girls, but actual naked skin? Not able to process that data. Fatal Error. Please reboot. Cadillac Eldorado Alfa Romeo Spyder Fiat 124 Spider Jensen-Healey Jensen Interceptor Mercedes 450SL MGB MG Midget Rolls Royce [...]

May 1, 2008 Poll: Bush most unpopular in modern history New poll numbers show bad news for president Bush. WASHINGTON (CNN) — A new poll suggests that George W. Bush is the most unpopular president in modern American history. A CNN/Opinion Research Corporation survey released Thursday indicates that 71 percent of the American public disapprove [...]

I now re-own this issue. Copyright violations to follow… Porsche 928 Ferrari 400A Aston Martin Lagonda Bristol 412 Lincoln Continental Mark V

Mmmm… Wheels 1978 Camaro Z-28 I think this is the issue with the drunk off. I thought there was a blurb on the cover about it at the time, but evidently not.

Porsche 928 Vector Twin Turbo W2