ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY – 1977 Mercury Monarch
What the hell was wrong with us in the 70s?
- Ford Falcon chassis (basically) – does that make it a Mustang?
- 250 OHV I-6 from a John Deere
- It had a 4 speed stick, unless it was a 3
- Was unable to handle golf balls from, uh, space, without dimpling its trunk.

February 6th, 2010 at 9:34 am
[...] From 1988.” While this is the best Aspen (nee Valiant) ever, that is like saying a Monarch is the best Ford Falcon, or Olympia beer is the best pre-urine [...]
February 26th, 2010 at 11:15 pm
[...] had an ‘80, dark green, that succeeded the Monarch. Orange on the dash and blackwalls and the smell of undercoating were its redeeming [...]