What the hell was wrong with us in the 70s?
- Ford Falcon chassis (basically) – is this what the Mustang would have become, if it didn’t turn into a Pinto?
- 250 OHV I-6 from a John Deere
- It had a 4 speed stick (unless it was a 3)
- Was unable to handle golf balls from, uh, space, without dimpling its trunk.













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I have a 1975 Mercury Monarch-still works drive it every weekend!
i have a 77 monarch ghia 2 dr hrdtp i need grill tailites n rear bumper mirrors would be nice to plz help it has a .60 over 302 with a 300 500 cam edelbrock intake n carburater brand knew rebuilt engine n tranny c4 stage 2 shift kit wouldn’t have gone this far but i found a parts car with everythig i needed the wrecker told me to muddy rite now but won’t crush it well its crushed
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[...] Or not. [...]