Steven Tyler told me to “Wipe This Way”

1980 Mercury Zephyr, and a bit of public commentary from my dear friend Savage Henry.

[ca. November, 1980]
Tony Merkle was an ass for doing this, but it's better than the egging

It takes an ass wipe to do this. *rimshot*

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Gonzo di Dottore

Gonzo di Dottore [Ed.: He's not a real doctor. Or Italian.] is a noted author, poet, photographer and bon vivant. Or was that savant? It's hard to tell sometimes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die 


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  3. October 19, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    Tony Merkle approves.

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