Messenger Puppet

With it’s spaceship-like good looks, and bench seats, this is the perfect van for your clan of homeschooled robot children.  Or jackbooted thugs campaign workers and “government contractors.” – Actual Dodge ad. Why talk about this shitbox?  I saw four – FOUR – of these before lunch today, and the one pictured is a clone [...]

In our last episode, Budget Rent A Car inside Fry’s did not have anyone at their service counter, because some guy was washing the salesman and hooker smell from a Dodge Penis Compensator Charger.  How “convenient.” Today, still washing, but there is a second guy there to actually service the customers. No sign stating “I [...]

Cameras capture driver speeding 22 times in 45 days by Charlie Jannetto – Jun. 24, 2008 04:30 PMThe Arizona Republic SCOTTSDALE – Photo enforcement cameras on Scottsdale’s Loop 101 captured a woman speeding 22 times before officers arrested her, state officials said Tuesday. Jennifer Bitton, 24, of Las Vegas, was arrested by Arizona Department of [...]

get the funniest looks from everyone we meet hey hey, we’re the Bush Legacy Tour What the polls don’t tell us is that in truth, the failures of the last eight years cannot be chalked up to one man – and that means they won’t necessarily be turned around when he leaves office. The war [...]

NY council seeks to shut down the ‘Gates of Hell’ YONKERS, N.Y. (AP) — A suburban city council is taking up a resolution to ban a defunct power plant’s nickname: the Gates of Hell because they are spineless wieners. The Yonkers City Council says… that the abandoned plant should be known … as the Glenwood [...]

Newsweek says so.  Empirical evidence support the theory: Nothing says “I am completely unhinged – stay clear or eat hot lead” like a Fascist Oil Barons BC 04 sticker on a 10 year old POS Nissan

Dear world: We’re not here to help you right now, “for your convenience.” xxoo Budget Rent a Car

If it’s June, it must be time for another homage to my mistress…

I had a dream about you last night.  You were there to see me off on some unspecified event.  Dr. Brently was there too.  You were about to do your hair in one of those $300 jobs that are worth every cent.  You hadn’t yet, so I could concentrate on those eyes, those gorgeous eyes. [...]

MZone: And so it ends… MZone, the source of much stolen content (especially photoshops and babes) bites the dust.  Another victim of the black hole of time sucking that websites like this create.  I blame McCain, personally. Godspeed Yost.  No, fuck that.  Get back to work.