Messenger Puppet

1. …And then I tell George to turn his head and cough
2. See, when you smoke it, you don’t get the track marks
3. Safety is paramount when retrieving the gerbil.  You don’t want to lose an arm.

Why I allow McCain lies ads to infest my site:

Because he paid to run the ad on Google, and they fuzzy logic-ed him here. In other words, it is a total waste of his special interest dollars, because most of my readers are too smart to elect McClone.

The rest of you, well, if you click on the latest smear campaign by McSenile, that too costs him money, and if you contribute, well, my link just took $0.03 off the top of your donation. Piss off.

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I got off without a ticket (probably because I wasn’t speeding–for once), but the story explains why a certain Web site’s caught my eye: Speedtrap.org. It’s a handy, national registry of known speed traps–sorted by state and city. Glory! Speedtrap.org lists a number of hidden radar haunts in Phoenix and neighboring Valley cities. And yes, the site tracks known photo-enforcement locations, too.

Valley Fever – Speedtrap.org lists Phoenix-area speed traps and hidden photo-radar haunts

Traffic cops suck…