F*** the Police
Arizona DPS can kiss my ass.
Me: Oooh, a cop. Let’s take a picture. [^^^]
Cop: Oooh, an asshole with a camera. Let’s find a violation.
Me: Speed limit 55 mph; cruise control at 52 mph, bitch.
Cop: Cop computer, fucker. Step one – run plate for APBs and or possible transportation of doughnuts. Step 2 – follow this asshole for a couple of miles to see if he flinches. Or if he’s liquored up after the singles bar.
Me: Not my first time with a cop’s nose up my ass. Also, cruise control, bitch.
Cop: I’m bored.
*speeds off to find the next person to harass*
Me: Just like that speed trap in Wayland Michigan. Mustang with cruise 1, Cops 0. Dick.
Me: Thank Bo for up to date plates.
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Hahahaha… Looks like you are bitter about getting tickets? Learn to take responsibility for your actions, jack ass.
Not at all – the prick tried, but there was no violation to find. Learn to read, brainiac.