NY council seeks to shut down the ‘Gates of Hell’

YONKERS, N.Y. (AP) — A suburban city council is taking up a resolution to ban a defunct power plant’s nickname: the Gates of Hell because they are spineless wieners.

The Yonkers City Council says… that the abandoned plant should be known … as the Glenwood Power Station presented by AT&T or by its address, 666 Samhain Row.

Many community residents call the plant the Gates of Hell, because  quite literally, you walkthrough the door and there you are. A councilwoman used the nickname in a flier about a community meeting.

Council President Chuck Lesnick says nearby residents complained the nickname smears their community.  Not “unfairly” or “unjustifiably”  smears, they are just pissed that their secret is out, which can only mean government intrusion into thei goat sacrifices is next.

In a related story, God is a pusher

God accused of selling cocainenear Tampa church

TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — Police say a man named God was arrested near a Tampa church for selling cocaine. Authorities began investigating God Lucky Howard in April, and he was arrested on Saturday. Police say he sold the cocaine to undercover detectives in his neighborhood.