The great – Joker: Awesome. Fuckinghomicidallybatshitcrazy awesome. The realest of suprevillians ever. See the movie to see him. Jack Nicholson was a cartoon, although it worked for what is was. (Tim Burton is an overrated hack, BTW) Cesar Romero doesn’t even register. No so much – crazy CGI, like the creation of the batcycle like […]Read more "Why So Serious?"
Arizona Drops Speed Camera Points New statewide Arizona freeway speed camera tickets will come without points. In a severe blow to the insurance industry, the cash-strapped Arizona state legislature yesterday approved an expansive speed camera program designed to boost state revenue by dropping license points and eliminating costly legal challenges… Until now, Arizona had […]Read more "Arizona We’re not COMPLETE Jackasses"
If these happen: you are “a bit” over thirty you are in the NFL, or at least with the Cardinals, the next best thing to a real NFL team you are in your present average to athletic shape, but nowhere near the shape of that guy in Invincible you’re with PHid, who is not the […]Read more "How to tell it’s a dream"
Dear asshole: We don’t want your money. Well, we do, but we’d rather charge you $39.00 for an iTunes you forgot than take 7.9% on a balance you would pay off every month. So, keep fucking up and we’ll keep gas in the corporate jet at your expense. We’re like Exxon that way. Enjoy the […]Read more "Wells Fargo to me: Go fuck yourself"
SHOCKED showroom driver Martin Bullen faced a tricky phone call to his boss after this £250,000 Ferrari went up in smoke. Martin, 43, was at the wheel as the 599 GTB Fiorano burst into flames at traffic lights. Firefighters were quickly on the scene and doused the blaze – but the car was wrecked. And […]Read more "Enzo Wept"
FCC says Boobies are OK after all. PHILADELPHIA (AP) – A federal appeals court on Monday threw out a $550,000 indecency fine against CBS Corp. for the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show that ended with Janet Jackson’s breast-baring “wardrobe malfunction.” The three-judge panel of the 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the Federal […]Read more "John McCain is a Happy Camper"
I am done with Warcraft and their 14.99 a month. Damn you, IRS. Willard, level 66 hunter and Pushy Galore, evil feline, are taking a break…Read more "Good night, sweet prince"
President Gore: Still smarter than the current oil guys…Read more "We Can Solve It"