Why So Serious?
Filed in Kill Your Television, July 26, 2008, 9:45 pm by Dr. GonzoThe great - Joker: Awesome. Fuckinghomicidallybatshitcrazy awesome. The realest of suprevillians ever.
See the movie to see him. Jack Nicholson was a cartoon, although it worked for what is was. (Tim Burton is an overrated hack, BTW) Cesar Romero doesn’t even register.
No so much - crazy CGI, like the creation of the batcycle like magic. Morgan [...]
Arizona We’re not COMPLETE Jackasses
Filed in Car and Driver, July 25, 2008, 11:10 am by Dr. GonzoArizona Drops Speed Camera PointsNew statewide Arizona freeway speed camera tickets will come without points.In a severe blow to the insurance industry, the cash-strapped Arizona state legislature yesterday approved an expansive speed camera program designed to boost state revenue by dropping license points and eliminating costly legal challenges… Until now, Arizona had been one of [...]
How to tell it’s a dream
Filed in In Local News..., Surreal Life, , 11:01 am by Dr. GonzoIf these happen:
you are “a bit” over thirty
you are in the NFL, or at least with the Cardinals, the next best thing to a real NFL team
you are in your present average to athletic shape, but nowhere near the shape of that guy in Invincible
you’re with PHid, who is not the biggest fan of football, [...]
Wells Fargo to me: Go fuck yourself
Filed in In Local News..., , 10:38 am by Dr. GonzoDear asshole:
We don’t want your money. Well,we do, but we’d rather charge you $39.00 for an iTunes you forgot than take 7.9% on a balance you would pay off every month. So, keep fucking up and we’ll keep gas in the corporate jet at your expense. We’re like Exxon that way. Enjoy the Halo corpse-fucking [...]
John McCain is a Happy Camper
Filed in John McCain Is Off His Meds, July 21, 2008, 11:32 am by Mr. WonderfulFCC says Boobies are OK after all.
PHILADELPHIA (AP) - A federal appeals court on Monday threw out a $550,000 indecency fine against CBS Corp. for the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show that ended with Janet Jackson’s breast-baring “wardrobe malfunction.”
The three-judge panel of the 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the Federal Communications Commission [...]
Good night, sweet prince
Filed in Kill Your Television, July 19, 2008, 11:28 pm by Mr. WonderfulI am done with Warcraft and their 14.99 a month. Damn you, IRS.
Willard, level 66 hunter and Pushy Galore, evil feline, are taking a break…
We Can Solve It
Filed in Impeach Bush, Karmic Equivalence, Bitch!!!!, July 18, 2008, 10:44 am by Mr. WonderfulPresident Gore: Still smarter than the current oil guys…