PHILADELPHIA (AP) – A federal appeals court on Monday threw out a $550,000 indecency fine against CBS Corp. for the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show that ended with Janet Jackson’s breast-baring “wardrobe malfunction.” The three-judge panel of the 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the Federal Communications Commission “acted arbitrarily and capriciously” in issuing the fine for the fleeting image of nudity.
When reached for comment, John McSame said to a group of drunken frat boys pissing on his yard, “My friends, unlike my tight assed religious nutjob predecessor, I like a nice rack busting out all over the place. Like the one on this c*** right here.” After gesturing to the Borg Queen his wife Cindy and forcibly ripping off her top., McCain downed a beer bong and smoked a cigar. Later that day, McCain missed a scheduled address in front of the Taliban for McCain pro-theocracy group. A McCain spokesperson said, “the senator’s earlier remarks were simply playful jests during down time. Mr. McCain has always been and remains totally against naked breasts and beer. Except for Budweiser beer. Also, this is not yet another flip-flop.”