Messenger Puppet

How to tell it’s a dream

If these happen:

• you are “a bit” over thirty
• you are in the NFL, or at least with the Cardinals, the next best thing to a real NFL team
• you are in your present average to athletic shape, but nowhere near the shape of that guy in Invincible
• you’re with PHid, who is not the biggest fan of football, but lives in football Mecca.
• You’re both penciled in as right side offensive line men.
• Before running a play, it’ s lunch.
• After lunch, you are switched to WR spots. 
• You are a slot receiver
• You have no idea what a slot receiver is, or where to line up.

Or

• you’re in bed.
• So are Bill and Hillary.
• You don’t know how long you’ve been there, but she’s naked under the covers, and they have obviously enjoyed some monkey love not too long ago.
• No, it’s not the white house.
• Yes, you do say something stupid to Bill along the lines of a 10 year old joke.  (Like Letterman, still)
• Somehow this all ties in to voting in Michigan, Michigan stadium renovations and a synagogue.
• The synagogue has nothing to do with Moe (the gay Jewish partner) wearing a Public Enemy shirt on casual day.