How to tell it’s a dream

If these happen:

you are “a bit” over thirty
you are in the NFL, or at least with the Cardinals, the next best thing to a real NFL team
you are in your present average to athletic shape, but nowhere near the shape of that guy in Invincible
you’re with PHid, who is not the biggest fan of football, but lives in football Mecca.
You’re both penciled in as right side offensive line men.
Before running a play, it’ s lunch.
After lunch, you are switched to WR spots.
You are a slot receiver
You have no idea what a slot receiver is, or where to line up.

you’re in bed.
So are Bill and Hillary.
You don’t know how long you’ve been there, but she’s naked under the covers, and they have obviously enjoyed some monkey love not too long ago.
No, it’s not the white house.
Yes, you do say something stupid to Bill along the lines of a 10 year old joke. (Like Letterman, still)
Somehow this all ties in to voting in Michigan, Michigan stadium renovations and a synagogue.
The synagogue has nothing to do with Moe (the gay Jewish partner) wearing a Public Enemy shirt on casual day.

Messenger Puppet