Dear asshole:

We don’t want your money.  Well, we do, but we’d rather charge you $39.00 for an iTunes you forgot than take 7.9% on a balance you would pay off every month.  So, keep fucking up and we’ll keep gas in the corporate jet at your expense.  We’re like Exxon that way.  Enjoy the Halo corpse-fucking we’re giving you.  Bitch.

xxoo

Wells Fargo