Palin killed Smokey the Bear
Filed in John McCain Is Off His Meds, August 31, 2008, 1:50 pm by Mr. WonderfulDetails here
Not everything in the news revolves around John McCain’s PTSD and unfitness for command
Filed in Car and Driver, August 27, 2008, 1:51 pm by Dr. GonzoFor example:
I have a new toy.
McCain is still a doorknob, but that’s another story.
Why Fox News is Satan, Reason 312,417
Filed in John McCain Is Off His Meds, , 9:30 am by George W. OrwellI turned on Fox10 last night just as Hillary started her speech. Fox 10 immediately cut to a commercial for Bones. What a shock. How sad to live in fear like that. We’re so confident in our senile war mongerer candidate, that we won’t show you someone who isn’t [...]
FOAD, Best Buy Geek Squad
Filed in Kill Your Television, August 25, 2008, 10:48 pm by Dr. GonzoFOAD, Best Buy Geek Squad[10:36 PM] Examining network configuration…
[10:36 PM] Connecting to Rescue Gateway: control.app59.logmeinrescue.com…
[10:36 PM] Connected to Rescue Gateway. A support representative will be with you shortly.
[10:36 PM] Chat session established with Agent Waddle .
[10:36 PM] Agent Waddle says: This session may be recorded for quality and monitoring purposes.Thank you for contacting Geek Squad. [...]
Oh happy day
Filed in Car and Driver, , 3:03 pm by Dr. GonzoType: Package
Status: Delivered
UPS has delivered the shipment.
Delivered
Delivered On: 08/25/2008 2:40 P.M.
Delivered To: PHOENIX, AZ, US
Signed By: MARK THINKS JOHN McCAIN IS A WIENER
Service: GROUND
A-n-t-i-c-i-p-a-t-i-o-n
Filed in Car and Driver, , 2:34 pm by Dr. GonzoPackage Progress
Location Date Local Time Description
PHOENIX,
AZ, US
08/25/2008
7:48 A.M.
OUT FOR DELIVERY
BALTIMORE,
MD, US
08/20/2008
8:02 A.M.
DEPARTURE SCAN
I’m fuckin’ out of beer, man
Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, , 11:24 am by Mr. WonderfulI’m fuckin’ out of beer, man
- Me, every day since Friday.
This time it’s voluntary. Work never sleeps. Football ain’t started yet. Baseball is as dead to me as the Tigers’ season or John McCain’s campaign. So, we’re on a break.
ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1973 Cadillac Coupe De Ville
Filed in Car and Driver, August 22, 2008, 9:37 pm by Dr. GonzoCoupe DeVille, from the french word for bloated tank of lard. This is the pinnacle of American luxury in the day. Why?
472 cubic inch V-8 - bigger than your puny Impala’s 350
22 ft long - again, bigger than your puny impala.
Power windows, locks, a/c, long before they were common on kias
Leather, from actual creatures
An arm [...]
Celebration of Freedom 8/22/08
Filed in Car and Driver, , 9:29 pm by Mr. WonderfulCamerafraud.com staged a peaceful demonstration supporting Constitutional rights over revenue producing invasions of privacy known as photo radar.
Cops were nearby.
The newspaper promised about 15 demonstrators…