Not everything in the news…

revolves around John McCain’s PTSD and unfitness for command. For example: I have a new toy. McCain is still a doorknob, but that’s another story.

Why Fox News is Satan, Reason 312,417

I turned on Fox10 last night just as Hillary started her speech. Fox 10 immediately cut to a commercial for Bones. What a shock. How sad to live in fear like that. We’re so confident in our senile war mongerer candidate, that we won’t show you someone who isn’t even running against him, lest you […]

FOAD, Best Buy Geek Squad

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Oh happy day

Type: Package Status: Delivered UPS has delivered the shipment. Delivered Delivered On: 08/25/2008 2:40 P.M. Delivered To: PHOENIX, AZ, US Signed By: MARK THINKS JOHN McCAIN IS A WIENER Service: GROUND

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Package Progress Location Date Local Time Description PHOENIX, AZ, US 08/25/2008 7:48 A.M. OUT FOR DELIVERY BALTIMORE, MD, US 08/20/2008 8:02 A.M. DEPARTURE SCAN

I’m fuckin’ out of beer, man

I’m fuckin’ out of beer, man – Me, every day since Friday. This time it’s voluntary. Work never sleeps. Football ain’t started yet. Baseball is as dead to me as the Tigers’ season or John McCain’s campaign. So, we’re on a break.

McSame

1972 Cadillac Coupe de Ville — Feel the luxury flowing through you

Coupe de Ville, from the French word for bloated tank of lard. This is the pinnacle of American luxury in the day. Why?

472 cubic inch V-8 – bigger than your puny Impala’s 350
22 ft long – again, bigger than your puny impala.
Power windows, locks, a/c, long before they were common on kias
Leather, from actual creatures
An arm rest in the back seat. That is the real kicker. It’s how my grandparents knew they were in a real luxury car. Not the other shit – the rear arm rest.

Uncle Bob had a shit brown one, which blended in nicely in dingy, drab Detroit.

Celebration of Freedom 8/22/08

Camerafraud.com staged a peaceful demonstration supporting Constitutional rights over revenue producing invasions of privacy known as photo radar. Cops were nearby. The newspaper promised about 15 demonstrators… They were about spot on. Everyone I talked to was exceedingly polite. Plenty of Media coverage.

The best website ever

http://camerafraud.com/

Messenger Puppet

Indulge Your Inner Weirdo

Month: August 2008