Messenger Puppet

Sirius sucks

Sirius:  Your subscription is up.

GF:  BFD.  Let it die.

Later

GF:  I want to live again.

Sirius:  FU.  Pay a late fee for not renewing

GF:  WTF? No.

Sirius:  OK.  Give us CC # and we will charge you for a year, starting with last month, when you were canceled.

GF:  WTF? No.

Sirius:  OK.  We will renew in a year, but charge you like you are getting value promised on the website.

GF:  Dumbshits.

Later

Bank account:  Sirius has charged you three times.

GF:  WTF?

Sirius website:  I have the wrong card type

Bank account:  Numbers that begin with a 4 are visas, dumbshits.

Sirius website:  Your card expires last month

Bank:  it was first issued last month, dumbshits.

Sirius website:  Your street address starts with “4″

GF:  I told your outsourced Indian CSR  three times that it started with a “12.”  12 <=> 4.  Dumbshits.  QED.

Later

Me:  Mmmm… time for Lithium - channel 24.

Sirius radio:  Your account has expired.  Please call our toll free number.

Sirius toll free number:  Our CSRs can help you 6 hours from now, EST.