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From here Black teen pregnancies? A ‘crisis’ in black America. White teen pregnancies? A ‘blessed event.’ If you grow up in Hawaii you’re ‘exotic.’ Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you’re the quintessential ‘American story.’ Similarly, if you name your kid Barack you’re ‘unpatriotic.’ Name your kids Trig and Track, you’re ‘colorful.’ If you’re a [...]

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“It was such a bad pick, I thought Al Davis made it.”– Chris Rock, on The Howard Stern Show on Sirius Radio, on John McCain‘s selection of Sarah Palin as his vice-presidential running mate.

Your blood money is in the mail.  No, I did not send my $7900 share so that AIG CEOs can keep their golden parachutes and Paulson has a blank check.

just ask for Bozo (by the way, you’re not Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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Pretty please? Country roads, take me home. Right this MF-ing second

see a car. grab your camera turn it on use the shutter button to snap the picture, not the power button.  D-ooh! I saw something today, but it wasn’t a  2010 Mustang.  I don’t know what it was other than a sedan, because I was driving.  Also because I kept powering and unpowering my camera [...]

viagra’s workin’ still able to drive myself to the Boot Camp bar to liaison with Larry Craig rockin’ the penis compensator that Lincoln Financial graft that cunt’s my wife’s money bought My friends in the oil industry love me for my 4 mpg. Well, John, you can still live off your trophy wife’s money, and [...]

Or perhaps it’s her hired groupies.