From here Black teen pregnancies? A ‘crisis’ in black America. White teen pregnancies? A ‘blessed event.’ If you grow up in Hawaii you’re ‘exotic.’ Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you’re the quintessential ‘American story.’ Similarly, if you name your kid Barack you’re ‘unpatriotic.’ Name your kids Trig and Track, you’re ‘colorful.’ If you’re a […]
see a car. grab your camera turn it on use the shutter button to snap the picture, not the power button. D-ooh! I saw something today, but it wasn’t a 2010 Mustang. I don’t know what it was other than a sedan, because I was driving. Also because I kept powering and unpowering my camera […]
still able to drive myself to the Boot Camp bar to liaison with Larry Craig
rockin’ the penis compensator that Lincoln Financial graftthat cunt’s my wife’s money bought
My friends in the oil industry love me for my 4 mpg.
Well, John, you can still live off your trophy wife’s money, and the oil industry still loves you. It could be worse. You could have to listen to the vapid MILF you nominated, rather than just ogle her from afar and remember some of what it used to be like when you had nads.