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From here Black teen pregnancies? A ‘crisis’ in black America. White teen pregnancies? A ‘blessed event.’ If you grow up in Hawaii you’re ‘exotic.’ Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you’re the quintessential ‘American story.’ Similarly, if you name your kid Barack you’re ‘unpatriotic.’ Name your kids Trig and Track, you’re ‘colorful.’ If you’re a [...]
“It was such a bad pick, I thought Al Davis made it.”– Chris Rock, on The Howard Stern Show on Sirius Radio, on John McCain‘s selection of Sarah Palin as his vice-presidential running mate.
Your blood money is in the mail. No, I did not send my $7900 share so that AIG CEOs can keep their golden parachutes and Paulson has a blank check.
just ask for Bozo (by the way, you’re not Arnold Schwarzenegger)
Pretty please? Country roads, take me home. Right this MF-ing second
see a car. grab your camera turn it on use the shutter button to snap the picture, not the power button. D-ooh! I saw something today, but it wasn’t a 2010 Mustang. I don’t know what it was other than a sedan, because I was driving. Also because I kept powering and unpowering my camera [...]
viagra’s workin’ still able to drive myself to the Boot Camp bar to liaison with Larry Craig rockin’ the penis compensator that Lincoln Financial graft that cunt’s my wife’s money bought My friends in the oil industry love me for my 4 mpg. Well, John, you can still live off your trophy wife’s money, and [...]
Or perhaps it’s her hired groupies.
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A Few of My Favorite Things The Critics Agree SHUT -UP ! you are full of demons. I doubt anyone would have sex with you unless raped. Are you on Psy. meds yet ?... Gwen Maddox Meacham (Facebook)
These are the ramblings of a real freak Fredo Wang
You just exemplify dork now... case closed!! Sabrina
I could go on and on, but I just got so lost… what a site… you’re insane. Good. Minister of Cool
Thanks for ruining another fond memory. OG Fred
Brace yourself. This is some of the most insane shit I have ever read… what the fuck is this? ...this was some of the weirdest fucking shit I have ever stumbled across.... this shit just keeps getting more and more twisted. sick fucker Cripley
Stop running into people Superstar Queen of Sheba
You are absolutely insane. Can I forward this to [some chick I banged on the El, like Tom Cruise when he was sane]?? She thinks you are hilarious; I think you are fucking nuts. gcat
What kind of loony ass mother fucker takes the time to write this madness? Shemp You sooooo should've been a writer of some sort. [ Ed: as opposed to spewing this crap] Chevelle
I agree with each and every one of your statements. Woody
Your little "fuck everybody" blog? It's not very good. 200 readers per day
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