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John McCain’s America

From here
Black teen pregnancies? A ‘crisis’ in black America.White teen pregnancies? A ‘blessed event.’
If you grow up in Hawaii you’re ‘exotic.’Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you’re the quintessential ‘American story.’
Similarly, if you name your kid Barack you’re ‘unpatriotic.’Name your kids Trig and Track, you’re ‘colorful.’
If you’re a Democrat and you make a VP pick [...]

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Sarah Palin’s America

see Sarah Palin pictures

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Funniest man in America

“It was such a bad pick, I thought Al Davis made it.”– Chris Rock, on The Howard Stern Show on Sirius Radio, on John McCain’s selection of Sarah Palin as his vice-presidential running mate.

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Fuck You, IRS

Your blood money is in the mail.  No, I did not send my $7900 share so that AIG CEOs can keep their golden parachutes and Paulson has a blank check.
 

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One Call, That’s All

just ask for Bozo

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Todd Palin: America’s beefcake

moar funny pictures

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WfVU: Please take it easy on us

Pretty please?

Country roads,
take me home.
Right this MF-ing second

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AUTO SPY PHOTOGRAPHY 101

see a car.
grab your camera
turn it on
use the shutter button to snap the picture, not the power button.  D-ooh!

I saw something today, but it wasn’t a  2010 Mustang.  I don’t know what it was other than a sedan, because I was driving.  Also because I kept powering and unpowering my camera instead of hitting [...]

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John McCain in happier days

viagra’s workin’
still able to drive myself to the Boot Camp bar to liaison with Larry Craig
rockin’ the penis compensator that Lincoln Financial graft that cunt’s my wife’s money bought
My friends in the oil industry love me for my 4 mpg.

Well, John, you can still live off your trophy wife’s money, and the oil industry still [...]

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Palin Motorcade?

Or perhaps it’s her hired groupies.