John McSame

“I disagree with what the majority of the American people want.” –John McCain

“I ‘Don’t See How It Matters’ That I Don’t Know The Price Of Gas.” –John McCain

“Only the most deluded of us could doubt the necessity of this war.” –John McCain

“Thank God for our form of government. The media won’t let there be any cover-up.” –John McCain

“We must win in Iraq. If we withdraw, there will be chaos; there will be genocide; and they will follow us home.” –John McCain

“I am fully prepared to be commander in chief… I don’t need on-the-job training.” –John McCain

“Remember the words of Chairman Mao: ‘It’s always darkest before it’s totally black.’.” –John McCain

“I will veto every single beer, um, bill with earmarks.” –speaking at the National Small Business Summit, Washington, D.C., June 10, 2008

“We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies.” –Kenner, Louisiana, June 3, 2008

“I’m going to be honest: I know a lot less about economics than I do about military and foreign policy issues. I still need to be educated.” –John McCain

“I am a illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get.” -after being asked whether us uses a Mac or a PC

“It’s not social issues I care about.” –John McCain

“F**k you! I know more about this than anyone else in the room.” –to Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX), during a testy exchange about immigration legislation

“No, I’m calling you a f*cking jerk.” –to fellow Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley, when Grassley asked “Are you calling me stupid?”

“I said, ‘The nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you get to hide your own Easter eggs.'” –John Mc Cain

“Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father.” –at a 1998 Republican fundraiser

“I will conduct a respectful debate. Now, it will be dispirited — it will be spirited — because there are stark differences. I am a proud conservative, liberal Republica– conservative Republican…Hello? Easy there.” –John Mc Cain

“I think it’s serious. . . . It’s a serious situation, but there’s a lot of things we need to do. We have a lot of work to do and I’m afraid it’s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq/Pakistan border,” said McCain, R-Ariz., said on “Good Morning America.”

“I am learning to get online myself, and I will have that down fairly soon, getting on myself.” –John McCain. Building a bridge to the 19th century.

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