The Critics Agree

I could go on and on, but I just got so lost… what a site… you’re insane. Good.
Minister of Cool

Thanks for ruining another fond memory.
OG Fred

Brace yourself. This is some of the most insane shit I have ever read… what the fuck is this? ...this was some of the weirdest fucking shit I have ever stumbled across.... this shit just keeps getting more and more twisted. sick fucker
Cripley

Stop running into people
Superstar Queen of Sheba

You are absolutely insane. Can I forward this to [some chick I banged on the El, like Tom Cruise when he was sane]?? She thinks you are hilarious; I think you are fucking nuts.
gcat

What kind of loony ass mother fucker takes the time to write this madness?
Shemp


You sooooo should've been a writer of some sort. [Ed: as opposed to spewing this crap]

I agree with each and every one of your statements.

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Dell Computers: We suck, but GFY, anyway.

Friday:

Me:  New monitor day.  I think I will buy a Dell.

Ford:  Have a 5% discount on us.

Money Market Credit card:  Have a 1.5% kick back of your purchase price.

Then, things get all screwed up.

Monday (I am in Mexico)

Dell:  Your order is confirmed

Tuesday

Dell:  Your order has shipped

Wednesday

DHL:  Your order is here.

Me:  Wow.

Thursday

DHL:  Your order is here.

Me:  Wow.

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Wednesday

Money Market Credit card:  one charge and one pending authorization

Me:  WTF, Dell.  Why are you dinging me twice?

Dell:  We have no info for you.  Wait a couple days and the authorization should come off.

Thursday

Money Market Credit card:  one charge and one more charge.  Yay capitalism.

Me:  WTF, Dell.  Why are you dinging me twice?

Dell:  You have a pending case.  A resolution specialist will call you tomorrow [after we figure it out.]  We cannot help you now.

Dell website:  You have two orders for exactly the same thing.

Me:  WTF, Dell? I was able to figure out what happened.   Why did you send me two monitors?    Give me an RMA so I can send the second one back and I can stop losing interest on my money.

Dell:  You have a pending case.  A resolution specialist will call you tomorrow. We cannot help you now.  *click*

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