Faces of Death

Alex Trebek:  It’s what brought you face to face with your own mortality, because the asshole pulling out of the Circle K in it was too busy being self important to look to his right before making his illegal left hand turn. Me:  What is this cargasm [below]? Smashing baby, smashing.  Well, almost.  Fucker.

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Cardinals Suck

Dear Michael Bidwill: You’re a piece of shit, sir.  There is no rain.  The temperature is 75.  It’s fucking November.  Yet, this very minute, the roof on University of Phoenix Pink Taco Stadium is closed.  What. the. fuck? Pussies.  I hope New York schools you, just because you lack the balls to open the roof […]

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Vote with your office supplies

An unknown group of people have been quietly expressing disapproval with Arizona’s new freeway photo scheme by taking a unique approach, potentially putting Redflex in a “sticky” situation. The end result of the mystery activists’ efforts is the placement of Post-It notes on photo scam equipment throughout the valley. Reports have surfaced that numerous cameras […]

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