Messenger Puppet

Analyze and correlate the following:

but so what. It’s Christmas.  Dear Santa: If I could have one thing from you this year, it would be to finish (as in “Happy Finish”) that dream I had, which featured: a red/white Edsel at a used car lot Michele Wendling in the shotgun seat (what is it with me, redheads and unfinished (or [...]

Viva la revolucion

Hmm… a “water closet,” you say?  and it’s inside?  Those kids and their crazy ideas nowadays. ———————————————————————————————————————— Unless you’re mp.com, where we’re coming up on the 5th anniversary of stupid.

So serious, we get there before you finish dialing 911. (Still in beta testing)

Reason 1:  Fancy lawyers create meaningless agreement to lie to recruits Penn State extends Paterno 3 years STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (AP) — Penn State coach Joe Paterno has a new three-year contract extension to go along with his new hip. The Hall of Famer and [whiningest] coach in major college football history has agreed to [...]

Stop running into people  – Superstar Queen of Sheba Why does that not apply to the entire universe?  I mean really.  A fucking SUV gets to do things that I don’t?  That is so unfair… NOTE to BONEHEAD OLD MEN IN NISSANS:  the “Crash into me” tag on posts like this is not an invitation.

Beginning January 1, 2009, when Csaba Csere gets booted to the sidelines.   (Or so we can hope.)