The Critics Agree

I could go on and on, but I just got so lost… what a site… you’re insane. Good.
Minister of Cool

Thanks for ruining another fond memory.
OG Fred

Brace yourself. This is some of the most insane shit I have ever read… what the fuck is this? ...this was some of the weirdest fucking shit I have ever stumbled across.... this shit just keeps getting more and more twisted. sick fucker
Cripley

Stop running into people
Superstar Queen of Sheba

You are absolutely insane. Can I forward this to [some chick I banged on the El, like Tom Cruise when he was sane]?? She thinks you are hilarious; I think you are fucking nuts.
gcat

What kind of loony ass mother fucker takes the time to write this madness?
Shemp


You sooooo should've been a writer of some sort. [Ed: as opposed to spewing this crap]

I agree with each and every one of your statements.

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Sorry?!  You’re goddamned sorry?!…  You told them ALL OF IT?! – Ronald Everett Gardocki, having just been fucked in the ass (figuratively) by Vic Mackey.

You can go now…”  Claudette Wyms, after making Vic watch Ronnie get arrested, based on Vic’s confession for immunity deal.

From now on, when I say, ‘Suck my dick,’ you say, ‘You want me to lick your balls, Daddy?’” – Antwon Mitchell, Lompoc State Prison, eager to welcome Mr. Gardocki into the loving arms of the penal system.

I’ve done worse” – Vic Mackey

Since I killed myself, Vic didn’t need immunity, didn’t need to confess to get it, and didn’t need to implicate Ronnie, unable to warn him of the impending ass fucking.” – Shane “brain splatter” Vendrell.

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I AM a bitch.  The queen bitch.” – Karma, pissing all over everyone real or pretend

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