State of Arizona (to Cards): Go, Cards!
Cards: But we have this new stadium since we hated our college stadium. We were too scared to take money to call it “Pink Taco.” so we took the name of a Mormon front organization college. We made it open air at will, but we lack the balls to will it to be open. IOW, we are a great pile of suck, so we fit in perfectly in Maricopa County, home of skinheads and Barney Fife and photo radar.
Arizona: Seriously, go. LA is looking to date, and they’ve got money.
Karma: Cards sponsored pro-Cards billboard? Salvation Army truck? I am sometimes sublime, but always right there waiting