Cardinals Suck

Go Cards sign
“Away.” As in “Go AWAY Cards!”

State of Arizona (to Cards):  Go, Cards!

Cards:  But we have this new stadium since we hated our college stadium.  We were too scared to take money to call it “Pink Taco.”  so we took the name of a Mormon front organization college.  We made it open air at will, but we lack the balls to will it to be open.  IOW, we are a great pile of suck, so we fit in perfectly in Maricopa County, home of skinheads and Barney Fife and photo radar.

Arizona:  Seriously, go.  LA is looking to date, and they’ve got money.

Karma:  Cards sponsored pro-Cards billboard?  Salvation Army truck?  I am sometimes sublime, but always right there waiting

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