Lamborghini Gallardo

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Why is this car ok and the other pig not OK?  Simple:

  1. It’s parked.  Not running = not burning MY gas.
  2. It has no plate, therefore it is just a piece of inventory.
  3. Not being used for commuting.
  4. These cars serve one purpose:  to get blow jobs for their owners.  There is never anything wrong with that.
  5. (Hummers are for people who lack enough Enzyte and Viagra to accomplish this simple event)
  6. More usable trunk space than an H2
  7. Can beat me in any race (except mpg).  Never criticize your betters – it makes you a small person.

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