Why is this car ok and the other pig not OK? Simple:
- It’s parked. Not running = not burning MY gas.
- It has no plate, therefore it is just a piece of inventory.
- Not being used for commuting.
- These cars serve one purpose: to get blow jobs for their owners. There is never anything wrong with that.
- (Hummers are for people who lack enough Enzyte and Viagra to accomplish this simple event)
- More usable trunk space than an H2
- Can beat me in any race (except mpg). Never criticize your betters – it makes you a small person.