The Critics Agree

I could go on and on, but I just got so lost… what a site… you’re insane. Good.
Minister of Cool

Thanks for ruining another fond memory.
OG Fred

Brace yourself. This is some of the most insane shit I have ever read… what the fuck is this? ...this was some of the weirdest fucking shit I have ever stumbled across.... this shit just keeps getting more and more twisted. sick fucker
Cripley

Stop running into people
Superstar Queen of Sheba

You are absolutely insane. Can I forward this to [some chick I banged on the El, like Tom Cruise when he was sane]?? She thinks you are hilarious; I think you are fucking nuts.
gcat

What kind of loony ass mother fucker takes the time to write this madness?
Shemp


You sooooo should've been a writer of some sort. [Ed: as opposed to spewing this crap]

I agree with each and every one of your statements.

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Lamborghini Gallardo

Picture 896

Picture 897

Why is this car ok and the other pig not OK?  Simple:

  1. It’s parked.  Not running = not burning MY gas.
  2. It has no plate, therefore it is just a piece of inventory.
  3. Not being used for commuting. 
  4. These cars serve one purpose:  to get blow jobs for their owners.  There is never anything wrong with that.
  5. (Hummers are for people who lack enough Enzyte and Viagra to accomplish this simple event)
  6. More usable trunk space than an H2
  7. Can beat me in any race (except mpg).  Never criticize your betters – it makes you a small person.

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