Messenger Puppet

2 Surprise teens suspected of taking forklifts for joyride by Lisa Halverstadt – Jan. 27, 2009 11:42 AMThe Arizona Republic Surveillance footage helped Surprise police arrest two teens they say temporarily made off with two forklifts stored in the new City Hall parking garage. The cameras captured the two 15-year-olds riding bicycles into the garage [...]

Worst Chevy Tahoe ever. Six years after it’s moment of reactionary Toby Keith fashion statement semi-coolness wore off, H2 production is dead in its tracks.  This can’t bee a surprise.  It’s the Continental Mark V of SUVs.  Gargantuan, thirsty, puny on the inside, unwieldy and ill-suited for its usual role as suburban grocery getter.  (But [...]

I suspect it’s ‘shopped.  Still…

I want this “car.”  I bet it has power windows and maybe a cd player.  I would give you better pix, but ll these people are in the way. Also, new President.  That’s a good thing too.

Thank god almighty, we’re free at last. Don’t let the door hit ya…, FORMER president George.

Dear Michael Bidwill: It’s 71 degrees in Glendale this very minute, an hour and a half before game time.  There is a 0% chance of rain.  It’s the desert, remember? Yet, the roof at Pink Taco stadium is closed.  You, sir, are a Pink Taco.   I hope Kurt “but I play better with a roof” [...]

Awful Truth – Kill a Cop For God Even I am offended, but so what?  First Amendment, bitches!!!

Police: Man takes off with 2 cases of beer from Circle K by Nathan Gonzalez – Jan. 16, 2009 12:19 PMThe Arizona Republic Mesa police are seeking a man they believe threatened to stab a Circle K convenience store clerk for two cases of beer early Friday, police said. The incident began about 3 a.m. [...]

Aston Martin V8 Vantage gets a little road rash.