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2 Surprise teens suspected of taking forklifts for joyride by Lisa Halverstadt – Jan. 27, 2009 11:42 AM The Arizona Republic Surveillance footage helped Surprise police arrest two teens they say temporarily made off with two forklifts stored in the new City Hall parking garage. The cameras captured the two 15-year-olds riding bicycles into the […]

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FUH2

Worst Chevy Tahoe ever. Six years after it’s moment of reactionary Toby Keith fashion statement semi-coolness wore off, H2 production is dead in its tracks.  This can’t bee a surprise.  It’s the Continental Mark V of SUVs.  Gargantuan, thirsty, puny on the inside, unwieldy and ill-suited for its usual role as suburban grocery getter.  (But […]

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Fuck you Arizona Cardinals

Dear Michael Bidwill: It’s 71 degrees in Glendale this very minute, an hour and a half before game time.  There is a 0% chance of rain.  It’s the desert, remember? Yet, the roof at Pink Taco stadium is closed.  You, sir, are a Pink Taco.   I hope Kurt “but I play better with a roof” […]

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Police: Man takes off with 2 cases of beer from Circle K by Nathan Gonzalez – Jan. 16, 2009 12:19 PM The Arizona Republic Mesa police are seeking a man they believe threatened to stab a Circle K convenience store clerk for two cases of beer early Friday, police said. The incident began about 3 […]

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