Dear Michael Bidwill:
It’s 71 degrees in Glendale this very minute, an hour and a half before game time. There is a 0% chance of rain. It’s the desert, remember?
Yet, the roof at Pink Taco stadium is closed. You, sir, are a Pink Taco. I hope Kurt “but I play better with a roof” Warner throws 4 picks. In the first quarter.
Eagles 170, Arizona fighting pink tacos 0