Fuck you Arizona Cardinals

Dear Michael Bidwill:

It’s 71 degrees in Glendale this very minute, an hour and a half before game time.  There is a 0% chance of rain.  It’s the desert, remember?

Yet, the roof at Pink Taco stadium is closed.  You, sir, are a Pink Taco.   I hope Kurt “but I play better with a roof” Warner throws 4 picks.  In the first quarter.

Eagles 170, Arizona fighting pink tacos 0


  1. Good prediction, jackass!!

    GO CARDS!!!

  2. Profile photo of Gonzo di Dottore

    Timely response and completely on point. Except not.

    Kool aid is tasty, isn’t it?

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