This is Columbus, OH, mecca for the walmart/value city/ trailer park nation. Also, home of the nations most pathologically obsessed fan base. No wonder, the marketing geniuses of the House of Beam decided to pander to the delicious low hanging fruit of bourbon swilling Buckeye fans. To be fair, I always pictured them as more […]
Read more "Obsess Much?"Innocuous looking Chevy Malibu, AZL 744VKFW. What you don’t see is two rows of red/blue cop lights in the rear window, going off like a Fremont St. casino on meth. Somehow, in two shots, I could not capture the cop candlepower. Anyway, welcome to Phoenix. We’ll dress up like traveling vacuum salesmen, just to separate […]
Read more "Cop or Not?"Am I coming or going? Some days it’s so hard to tell. Or maybe it’s future Austin Powers, from 30 seconds from now.
Read more "Deja vu?"Barrett Jackson once again taunts me with a fake presidential limo. Last years car was an armored mock up of the Clinton 1997 limo. This time, it’s the mock up for the Reagan car (1983 Cadillac Fleetwood). This car was used in In the Line of Fire, making it look like a real presidential limo, […]
Read more "Barrett Jackson 2009: Indulge Your Inner Fake Cowboy President"I swear… Man drank from beer bottle, urinated in front of officer by Christelle Hobby – Feb. 20, 2009 09:41 AM The Arizona Republic A man with three previous DUI’s was arrested after nearly colliding with an unmarked Mesa police vehicle — twice. Mesa police said undercover police Sgt. Mike Ivey was patrolling near First […]
Read more "Not Me"1955 (give or take) Jaguar Mk. something or other.
Read more "Austin Powers in Phoenix"This is the new Cadillac One. This is what showed up in Phoenix to ferry the President We got Bush’s cast offs – the 2001 and 2006 DTS parade cars. As good a thing as recycling is, I want my change! I want my beastie! Or at least the sleeker model Bush rode in Europe […]
Read more "Why don’t we get “The Beast”?"you’re our only hope. Phoenix, 2/18/09. Anti Joe protestors plead for presidential intervention on constitutional abuses by the couthy sheriff, since no one in the state has the balls to stand up to Joe or his henchmen.
Read more "Help me OB1"Some jokes write themselves, 37 times… Green means stop for drunk concert-goer A woman was arrested on multiple DUI charges, traffic obstruction, and being a minor in possession of alcohol Feb. 6 at 1:31 a.m. Police responded to the area of East Speedway Boulevard and North Cherry Avenue after a SafeRide employee reported that a […]
Read more "Not me"Many men make foolish choices because of sexual attraction. Dr. Charles Raison, psychiatrist and director of the Mind/Body Institute at Emory University Oh really? GASP! I had no idea. That has never been my experience. And by never, I mean not in the last 10 minutes. Mostly. ——————————————— Men see bikini-clad women as objects, psychologists […]
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