Innocuous looking Chevy Malibu, AZL 744VKFW.  What you don’t see is two rows of red/blue cop lights in the rear window, going off like a Fremont St. casino on meth.  Somehow, in two shots, I could not capture the cop candlepower.

Anyway, welcome to Phoenix.  We’ll dress up like traveling vacuum salesmen, just to separate you from your $ under the guise of traffic safety.