My foil on Warcraft.
It’s a bit sad (pathetic, not teary) when members of the Alliance are bigger douchebags than the fucking horde. Sorry, kids – I had to use a picture of me in order to come in under deadline.
Read more "My foil on Warcraft."Month: March 2009
Welcome to Phoenix
Make sure your papers are in order.
Read more "Welcome to Phoenix"Police work worthy of Sheriff Joe
2 men found shot to death inside car parked in alley by Eddi Trevizo – Mar. 26, 2009 08:06 AM The Arizona Republic Phoenix police are investigating a double shooting in a Phoenix alley Wednesday night. Police found two men shot to death inside a 1975 Ford Torino near 47th Avenue and Camelback Road, said […]
Read more "Police work worthy of Sheriff Joe"I’ll take Steaming Piles for $200
Some weeks in Phoenix make you want to gouge your eyes out with forks. Today’s villain: the 1978 Oldsmobile Cutlass Salon. GM’s answer to the age old question: how much DO we hate our dealers? The good news is that they only produced about 17 of them before switching to the tolerable, conventional-looking notchback sedan. […]
Read more "I’ll take Steaming Piles for $200"Making Flippy Floppy
Snap into position Bounce till you ache Step out of line And you end up in jail Bring me a doctor I have a hole in my head How to tell you live a life of delusion, example 812: Mitt Romney bumper sticker a year after he was bounced out of the campaign by Grandma […]
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Why yes, they’re real
OG Fred scoops me by spotting a new 2010 Camaro in (of all places) Kalamazoo Michigan. Two inescapable conclusions derive from this event: Kalamazoo is 2000 miles closer to the Camaro factory in Montreal OG Fred needs to get a camera phone or a point and shoot or something so I don’t have to “borrow” […]
Read more "Why yes, they’re real"Q: When is it OK
to use the left turn lane as a travel lane? to disregard your own turn signals? or the speed limit signs? or lane markings? to California stop your way through a right turn on red? A: When you’re this guy, evidently. But hey, what do I know? On the bright side, I did not see […]
Read more "Q: When is it OK"Naked Phoenix
There are no photos: read on and you will understand So, it’s Wednesday and i am biking to work. In the morning, the drunks are lined up at the market promptly at 8:30. It’s Miller time. 15th and Sheridan: Let’s make a dope deal. Just keep riding. Afternoon commute Oooh, look, grafitti sprayovers (new, competing […]
Read more "Naked Phoenix"Life’s little ironies
Some people are arrogant, or they’re stupid. If you put those things together, that’s a lethal combination. Sheriff Joe, in the Arizona Republic Sheriff Joe has a long and (vain-? in-?)glorious history, if you do not immediately graps the irony.
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