Q: When is it OK

  • to use the left turn lane as a travel lane?
  • to disregard your own turn signals?
  • or the speed limit signs?
  • or lane markings?
  • to California stop your way through a right turn on red?
BOGO day at Krispy Kreme?  Wait, that's the sheriff's hot button.

BOGO day at Krispy Kreme?  Wait, that’s the sheriff’s hot button.

A:  When you’re this guy, evidently.

But hey, what do I know?

On the bright side, I did not see him pulling people over for pissy little BS like that either.  Nothing he did made my drive less safe.  No harm, no foul. If the officer exhibits the same sort of discretion to other drivers that  he allows himself, I got no problem. What a glorious world that would be.

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Gonzo di Dottore

Gonzo di Dottore [Ed.: He's not a real doctor. Or Italian.] is a noted author, poet, photographer and bon vivant. Or was that savant? It's hard to tell sometimes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die 

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