Michigan reduces the plumbing related section of the lockerroom to its basic essences: “go”-ing and not inviting ass frolicking in the shower. We know it’s a form of team building, but when we say the Michigan way will be pounded into you, homoerotic Lever 2000 fantasies are not part of the traditional program. not that […]Read more "Go Blue Go Hold the Soap"
and the delicious replenishment of fresh corpses is running low in Happy ValleyRead more "Just ’cause it’s Friday"
This is the Porsche 944, the best iteration of the crappy little 924 that came out in 1977. In the 80s, these were the shit. There was a maroon one driven by a regular at the 7-Eleven where I wasted part of my elongated sophomore year. I saw it up close and personal one night. […]Read more "ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: Smack My Ass Edition"
Let’s see… Crown Vic? Check. Funny antennae? Check. Ugly steel wheels? Check. Weird Plate? Check. A-pillar spotlights? Check. COP LIGHTS IN THE BACK WINDOW?!?!?! Check. Also: CNG? WTF? WHO USES THAT EXC. GOVERNMENT FLEET VEHICLES? Survey says Cop. Jesus yes, it’s a cop.Read more "Cop or not?"
We’re beautiful, but there are drawbacks (beyond a lunatic, anti-brown people sheriff). Beauty comes with a price.Read more "Welcome to Phoenix"
Pay no attention to frigging tanks on the highway. It’s just a homeland security exercise (or else the sheriff is planning to arrest more corn vendors).Read more "Welcome to Phoenix"
I guess a red [Ed. – like blood] bike is NOT such a bad idea after all.Read more "Naked Phoenix"