A Tuesday triple play:

An easy one:

• cop color (ugly is cheaper in fleet sales)
• 2/5 license
• Cop wheels
• cop antennas
• COP LIGHTS IN THE BACK WINDOW- DING, DING, DING!

Case 2:

Let’s see:

• funky lights on the tailgate.  Where have we seen this look before?
• 2/5 license
• funky antenna on the roof
• penis compensator brushguard up front.

You’re thinking ambiguous data, right?  What if I add this detail?  Driven by brown shirted [Ed. :  karma is all “LMFAO” right about now] MCSO deputy- DING, DING, DING!

Case 3:

• boring color
• boring fleet sale sedan
• doorknob driver
• Phoenix PD detectives use these.
• Tempe PD uses this brand for patrol units.
• parked like a jackass.
• ???