Not Me

Driving (A Bulldozer) While Intoxicated Ohio man suspected of upturning neighbor’s lawn under influence JUNE 30–Meet Robert Tite. In an apparent drunk driving first, the Ohio man is facing criminal charges for allegedly piloting a bulldozer while intoxicated. Tite, 57, was nabbed last Friday after he drove the heavy machinery onto a neighbor’s property and […]

Richland, Michigan: Exotica ground zero

Who woulda thought…

Not just my imagination

Sometimes life ^^ imitates art. Or maybe i meant to say hell on earth. Either:or.

Spied in Michigan: Sarah Palin 2012 motorcade

Verizon Sucks?

Jury is out. One thing that doesn’t suck on Verizon Wireless (apart from paying for it)? Rhapsody. Almost unlimited music on my phone for $15/month. Weirdest shit ever, and I don’t have to pay extra or pay for stuff that sucks. The only other charge is burning it to CD, but the pretend my phone […]

No more shitty “comeback” tours

The “king” is dead. Michael Jackson rides the highway to hell. No, baby, you do not get one more chance.

mmmm... chilly photo shoots — mmmm… chilly photo shoots (Photo chicagotribune.com)

Farrah is dead. A billion pubescent boys said, “I’d tap that ass” over the years and now she gets ass cancer and dies. Coincidence? Or Irony?

Yes, my dick IS bionic. That is the only reason she is with me. - Col. Steve Austin (AP) — Yes, my dick IS bionic. That is the only reason she is with me. – Col. Steve Austin (Photo: AP via chicagotribune.com)

It takes two hands to handle a Whopper…

A two fisted whopper from Burger King Fill your desire from something long, juicy and… Yearn for more after you taste the mind blowing burger that comes…

Incongruity

not sayin’. Just sayin’.

Cop or not?

Fun and games in Highland Park, Michigan: Let’s examine the clues: Crown vic weird license A-pillar spotlights Four(!) roof antennas trunk antenna blacked out wheels giant row of lights in the back window Also there’s this…

Messenger Puppet

Indulge Your Inner Weirdo

Month: June 2009