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Driving (A Bulldozer) While Intoxicated

Ohio man suspected of upturning neighbor’s lawn under influence

JUNE 30–Meet Robert Tite. In an apparent drunk driving first, the Ohio man is facing criminal charges for allegedly piloting a bulldozer while intoxicated. Tite, 57, was nabbed last Friday after he drove the heavy machinery onto a neighbor’s property and uprooted trees and dug up a swath of lawn…

I have no idea what would lead someone to do that.  Really.

Who woulda thought…

Ferrari, Jaguar Porsche, all running to Serafino's for Bud Light and Brie

Crocket and Tubbs vs. Austin Powers? Yeah, baby, yeah...

The only view possible from a Camry

I feel like I almost know the view from the other side of those windows

Sometimes life ^^ imitates art

Jury is out.  One thing that doesn’t suck  on Verizon Wireless (apart from paying for it)?  Rhapsody.

Almost unlimited music on my phone for $15/month.  Weirdest shit ever, and I don’t have to pay extra or pay for stuff that sucks.  The only other charge is burning it to CD, but the pretend my phone is an ipod part is free.

What does suck?  Metallica and the Chili Peppers only sell their music, regardless of usage.

Freak show is over, kids. Move along. (Photo CNN.com)

The “king” is dead.  Michael Jackson rides the highway to hell.

No, baby, you do not get one more chance.

mmmm... chilly photo shoots (Photo chicagotribune.com)

Farrah is dead.  A billion pubescent boys said, “I’d tap that ass” over the years and now she gets ass cancer and dies.  Coincidence?

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Yes, my dick IS bionic. That is the only reason she is with me. - Col. Steve Austin (Photo: AP via chicagotribune.com)

A two fisted whopper from Burger King

Aren't You Hungry?

Fill your desire from something long, juicy and…

Have it your way!

Yearn for more after you taste the mind blowing burger that comes…

$226 Million - 6-8 uses per year

How much to fix this?

Or this?

not sayin’.  Just sayin’.

Sorta has that look

Let’s examine the clues:

1. Crown vic
2. weird license
3. A-pillar spotlights
4. Four(!) roof antennas
5. trunk antenna
6. blacked out wheels
7. giant row of lights in the back window
8. Also there’s this…

Hmmm... seems to point to an answer. Maybe it's the uniform