Billy Dee: Chuck Norris is a pussy. Drink Colt and you’ll get it, not be it.
Chuck Norris: Why are you bringing me into this?
Chuck Norris: *cries*
Chuck Norris: *tears fail to cure cancer*
Detroit: We don’t like this. Poor people should not drink cheap ass malt liquor.
Detroit: We don’t like this. Black people should not be told by Black people to drink cheap ass malt liquor.
Detroit: We don’t like this. Poor black people people should not be told that drinking cheap ass malt liquor will get you laid.
Rest of the Planet:
- they should drink Ardbeg at $100 a bottle instead?
- You want some cracker saying “works every time?” You want Eminem to hawk Mad Dog?
- Poor people shouldn’t fuck, even if just to get their minds off poverty? William Shatner disagrees. You mean fucking causes kids? Shit. Too bad there are no contraceptives. Oh wait…