Works Every Time

Billy Dee:  Chuck Norris is a pussy.  Drink Colt and you’ll get it, not be it.
Chuck Norris:  Why are you bringing me into this?
Chuck Norris: *cries*
Chuck Norris: *tears fail to cure cancer*

Detroit:  We don’t like this.  Poor people should not drink cheap ass malt liquor.

Detroit:  We don’t like this.  Black people should not be told by Black people to drink cheap ass malt liquor.

Detroit:  We don’t like this.  Poor black people  people should not be told that drinking cheap ass malt liquor will get you laid.

Rest of the Planet:

1. they should drink Ardbeg at $100 a bottle instead?
2. You want some cracker saying “works every time?”  You want Eminem to hawk Mad Dog?
3. Poor people shouldn’t fuck, even if just to get their minds off poverty? William Shatner disagrees.  You mean fucking causes kids?  Shit.  Too bad there are no contraceptives.  Oh wait…