That’s not Phoenix.  While the flags sort of look confederate, the expensive cars, the absence of cinder blocks under them (or WalMarts or trailer parks) and the fancy pants building in the background all tell us that this is NOT ARIZONA. Or Alabama. Y’all.

Photo (c) 2009, 8 Barrel International House of Photography. All Rights Reserved

These are all 8 Barrel’s from a quick trip to London for a nooner with Liz.  How do we know they’re his and not mine?

A – they are from out of the country (and not Canadia or Puerto Penasco, which are like suburbs of USA anyway).
B – they are completely opposite of my shots – the only angle  he failed to get was the ass, whereas, in photography and life generally, the only thing I catch is ass.