Mental Flatulence

Diving competition taking a crap
water is strongly preferred yup.  Ask anyone who has ever pretended to be a bear in the woods.
Stunts are ok Presumably, but no one really gets to appreciate them.
Splashing is bad and you lose points holy jesus you’re not kidding
boring to watch Oh, it’s worse than boring (2 girls, 1 cup notwithstanding).  Let’s leave it at that.

Am I the only person who has ever thought this?

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