| Diving competition | taking a crap |
| water is strongly preferred | yup. Ask anyone who has ever pretended to be a bear in the woods. |
| Stunts are ok | Presumably, but no one really gets to appreciate them. |
| Splashing is bad and you lose points | holy jesus you’re not kidding |
| boring to watch | Oh, it’s worse than boring (2 girls, 1 cup notwithstanding). Let’s leave it at that. |
Am I the only person who has ever thought this?
You are one sick fucker