|Diving competition||taking a crap|
|water is strongly preferred||yup. Ask anyone who has ever pretended to be a bear in the woods.|
|Stunts are ok||Presumably, but no one really gets to appreciate them.|
|Splashing is bad and you lose points||holy jesus you’re not kidding|
|boring to watch||Oh, it’s worse than boring (2 girls, 1 cup notwithstanding). Let’s leave it at that.|
Am I the only person who has ever thought this?