I heard a radio ad for the Dream Palace last night.  What they meant to be selling:  Pussy.

 These One on One exclusive Nude shows separate the Dream Palace from all other clubs. We are the only club in Arizona that offers a completely private nude performance. Get one of our mind-blowing entertainers nude in our remodeled luxurious private show suites for a one of a kind adult experience that will have you coming back for more.

http://dreampalace.com/

What they actually sold: sausage

…We are the only club in Arizona that offers a completely private nude performance, mano y mano. Get one of our mind-blowing entertainers nude in our remodeled luxurious private show suites for a one of a kind adult experience that will have you coming back for more. [Approximate text of radio ad.]

Mano y mano?  Really?  Speaking just for myself, I don’t want another guy in there, and I don’t need any man on man action either. (NTTAWWT.)