Hookers and blow

What you see on the streets of Las Vegas…

You’ll need more than a Rockstar to bag these chicks (unless you are one)



mmm silicone WD-40 girl

I’ve got some lube for you, WD-40 girl


panties are so overrated. Why bother?


Vegas hooker walking home

What’s the first thing an A-O-Pi does in the morning? Begs for cab fare home.


It’s not Vegas without the strung out coke-head (sign is selling the Freakshow)

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