Hookers and blow

What you see on the streets of Las Vegas…

You’ll need more than a Rockstar to bag these chicks (unless you are one)

mmm silicone WD-40 girl
I’ve got some lube for you, WD-40 girl

panties are so overrated. Why bother?

Vegas hooker walking home
What’s the first thing an A-O-Pi does in the morning? Begs for cab fare home.

It’s not Vegas without the strung out coke-head (sign is selling the Freakshow)


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