What you see on the streets of Las Vegas…
I’ve got some lube for you, WD-40 girl
panties are so overrated. Why bother?
You’ll need more than a Rockstar to bag these chicks (unless you are one)
What’s the first thing an A-O-Pi does in the morning? Begs for cab fare home.
It’s not Vegas without the strung out coke-head (sign is selling the Freakshow)
[...] Fastforward to 2010 Rock: Fuck you xoxBox windshield. Die from a puny chip to the sweet spot. Geico: Hah! no coverage for you, dancer boy. Me: huh? WTF? Geico: We don’t know if we cancelled or you did, but we do know you don’t have coverage anymore. Safelite Repair Dude: $286 cash please. daddy needs a new pair of hookers and blow. [...]
[...] naked oil baths and special underwear another time. All you need to know now is that it’s gonna cost extra. [...]
[...] baby! A new Pagani Zonda, obviously. Failing that, a “Government Approved High Speed Testing [...]
[...] Vegas is like a reef. Predators in the shadows and crevices, luring you in and kicking your broke ass carcass out once the $ stops flowing. Scavengers [...]