…and it shows. Your rolling creamsicle ads come in lots of different flavors
Lime
Possibly the flavor is Sour Apple
Licorice
Black and topless like hookers named Apple
Orange
The color of 8 barrel air cleaners
Red? Rust?
Him: Reddened, like it’s engorged.
Her: Stop looking at my boobs or I will take this microphone and Casino Royale your personal BJ quest into oblivion.
Golden
Like the flavor of popcorn. Or showers, one supposes, since it seems to invite being pissed on.
The elusive WTF mark V, which tastes of mystery and Wild Turkey
(It’s possibly a Mosler)
The high dollar chicas are not impressed by Vanilla, even when it’s Italian
Dollars or giant penises? They will take both, please.
Lemon yellow?
Ahh, overcompensation. Lemon, like “pucker up”? Not subtle. Banana, to go with a long hood and side exhausts? You think it says long and hard. She’ll think yellow banans are already starting to go soft and are hours away from rotting. Also, gasses – pheww – watch out.
When all else fails… old money
…just drop the bonnet on an Aston, regardless of color. While it does say, “I’m fucking desperate,” it also says “old money” and jacuzzi suite at the Wynn. Whadda you got to lose.
The only sure fire solution: Old Vegas. B/W like Nick at Nite
Even if you’re a door knob, driving old Vegas says “yeah baby” in that ever so right sort of way.
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