Confederate flags, calling the President a communist and a Sarah Palin sticker. The triple crown of modern Republicanism. Racist GOP Bastards? Repetitive, or redundant? Discuss.Read more "Alex Trebek: This Rhymes with “Kool-Aid Drinking Paranoid Redneck Dumbass”"
Porsche 944: what discerning police detectives choose when DUIing their ass into a rear-ender with you. No, officer, we don’t have to call it in, but the days of free coffee refills are OVER!!Read more "“No, pardon ME, detective”"
Corvette ZR1, Singles bar troll on the outside, felonious exhibition of speed/fleeing and eluding on the insideRead more "Why Yes, They’re Real"
Me? Offensive?Read more "Your language is offensive"
actually, just the car mags, after a 3 month gap. Usual and customary lavatory amenities may now resume. As much as I appreciate your service to the cause, Sears catalog, 1975, you are relieved. The pasture is out that way. No, your other left.Read more "The new phone books are here!"
Dear Dr. Gonzo: This letter is in response to your recent personalized plate request. The combination of letters [foufcfk]that you requested could be perceived as having a connotation that may be offensive or misleading to the public. As a result, your plate has been held and will be forwarded to the MVD Personalized Plate Review […]Read more "FOUFCFK right back at ya"
USC Credit Union: Where Trojans Bank coupled with All Access Trojans Tell me there are not at least 117 jokes here. (Not counting the coach.)Read more "Some Jokes Just Write Themselves"
Mr. stupid ill timed turnover (for the third season/retirement in a row) . Tie game. Driving for the win. D-ooh, another BF turnover. Then, sidelines as the SB berth slips out of your buttery fingers. This is the ending Karma had in mind for you two years ago, Brett Karma now hates you, Brett. Shoulda […]Read more "Karma to Brett Favre: Sit your ass down…"
Jewel Osco never looked betterRead more "Mall rats"