Captain’s Log, stardate 2821.5. En route to Makus III, with a cargo of medical supplies. Our course leads us past Murasaki 312, a quasar-like formation. Vague… undefined. A priceless opportunity for scientific investigation. On board is Galactic High Commissioner Ferris, overseeing the delivery of the medicines to Makus III.Read more "The Galileo Seven"
Kirk: What kind of a transmission? Chekov: Acoustical beacon. It, uh, repeats at intervals of 12 seconds. Facesuckers ensue. Then, Then inglorious death, because Phasers lose to molecular acid.Read more "Alien vs. Trek"
Later, Liz. Points if anyone can identify the car, beyond some ancient Rolls/Daimler/BentleyRead more "Name that Car"
Does it count if it’s a Geo, which is a disguised Toyota Corolla? Does it count if the sudden acceleration comes from a Nissan Sentra that gets rammed into you by the car behind it?Read more "Sudden Unintended Toyota Acceleration?"
because crazy and stupid go together like chocolate and peanut butter. (Or fringe GOP and race-baiting)Read more "The Hayworth Campaign, after the dirty librarian’s endorsement"
Eyelids and sheepskins and whitewalls: Oh my [fucking god]. I feel like Bill Stech should drive this to its rusty death. Or to the BK Lounge.Read more "When Pep Boys Attack"
Tell me why bike commuting is such a great idea again…Read more "My neurons, at the moment"
A post about mutants triggers the Newsmax Is Sarah Palin a savant? push poll in unrelated stories, the secretary who does NOT work for me (she works for Manny) is showing about 90% more cleavage than usual, and there is a an appointment downstairs who is “dumb, dizty, and hot! A man’s dream come true!” […]Read more "Karma is a sick bitch"
John McCain: penny pincher What’s wrong with this picture? Mostly nothing, except the old man is a dumbass: cheap gas in a Bentley Continental Flying Spur. Karma will visit you down the road cell phone at the pump? Maybe karma will get here a little early…Read more "Incongruity"