The Galileo Seven

Captain’s Log, stardate 2821.5. En route to Makus III, with a cargo of medical supplies. Our course leads us past Murasaki 312, a quasar-like formation. Vague… undefined. A priceless opportunity for scientific investigation. On board is Galactic High Commissioner Ferris, overseeing the delivery of the medicines to Makus III.

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Alien vs. Trek

Kirk: What kind of a transmission? Chekov: Acoustical beacon. It, uh, repeats at intervals of 12 seconds. Facesuckers ensue. Then, Then inglorious death, because Phasers lose to molecular acid.

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Karma is a sick bitch

A post about mutants triggers the Newsmax Is Sarah Palin a savant? push poll in unrelated stories, the secretary who does NOT work for me (she works for Manny) is showing about 90% more cleavage than usual, and there is a an appointment downstairs who is “dumb, dizty,  and hot! A man’s dream come true!” […]

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Incongruity

John McCain: penny pincher What’s wrong with this picture?  Mostly nothing, except the old man is a dumbass: cheap gas in a Bentley Continental Flying Spur.  Karma will visit you down the road cell phone at the pump?  Maybe karma will get here a little early…

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