Dear asshole Bidwill people:
Now that Kurt “I am afraid to see my shadow” Warner has walked away* from your traditional doormat team, can we please revert to the previous policy of opening the fucking roof more than once a season? Is it really too much to ask, that in the so-called Valley of the Sun, we’re allowed to see it as promised.
Yours in contempt
*Subject to Favreing things up and reconsidering, of course