The Devil in the Dark

As envisioned and performed by monsters
Captain’s log, stardate 3196.1, the USS Enterprise – xoxbox, under the command of Captain James T. Kirk, has been sent to the pergium mining colony on planet Janus VI. Kirk is hungover from that Orion slave girl orgy, so it’s on Spock to fix everything

I’m from the Federation and I’m here to help.  Just like FEMA.
“NO KILL I”? Oh fuck that, Mr. Hobgoblin

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