“He said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake.” You mean, like YOU?!? —– Forwarded Message —- From: Mrs. Christine Turner <> Sent: Fri, February 12, 2010 2:35:53 AM Subject: SCAM VICTIM Attention: I am Mrs. Christine Turner; I am a US citizen, 52 years Old. I reside . Greensboro, NC 27405  . My […]

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The Deep

Wasn’t this the whole point of the movie? (Apart from Jacqueline Bisset without a bra.  I’ll take two of those, please)

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Sarah Palin’s America

It’s a Ram – She likes it rough, horny and goat smelling No truck balls – She wears the pants and the strap on. No rear window – who gives a shit.  She imagines what she can see from her windows already.  Why cloud that picture with facts? Wonder why the license is on the […]

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And I’m Proud to be an American

Where at least I know I’m free…

to buy a Japanese car and stick a big ass (made in China) flag on it to fool my nativist friends.

“wtf” indeed

You can tell it’s a wingnut and not an homage to the space shuttle because  of the W’04 sticker on the gas flap. (Or, I could be wrong and it’s a giant win for IRONY)

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Lounge Lizards Unite

1977 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
cocaine and hookers beats amway sales meetings every time

Maybe the 70’s weren’t a complete waste of time after.  Given the choice, I would take the Disco Stu/Larry the Lounge Lizard Monte Carlo over the middle management, “I’m late for that widget convention at the airport Super 8” Malibu every single time.  “Progress” can kiss my leopard print covered/Hai Karate scented ass.

No, it’s not because you could do hookers and blow (simultaneously) on that giant hood.  Well, not ENTIRELY because of that.

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The Devil in the Dark

As envisioned and performed by monsters Captain’s log, stardate 3196.1, the USS Enterprise – xoxbox, under the command of Captain James T. Kirk, has been sent to the pergium mining colony on planet Janus VI. Kirk is hungover from that Orion slave girl orgy, so it’s on Spock to fix everything

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