Messenger Puppet

Me:  I would like some insurance that is better than “pay a million dollars and get no coverage”*  (the utter bullshit George Bush health savings account I currently have) MMJ HR:  Okely dokely Me:  La la la, life is good. Later MMJ HR:  Guess what?  Your individual  insurance is not close to affordable for you.  [...]

it won’t help but It will be funner: “chicks dig a massive zoom lens” – Ansel Wang

Somewhere, near Taos, New Mexico, there are Hot Springs, as featured in Easy Rider.  Last time I was there, there were naked chicks and no undead bloodsuckers.  I am nearing a point where I want to see if that is still the case.  I’m just sayin’

Or which one would you first drive into a wall?  Which one would you least want to sing Hoobastank about?  If you took more than a SECOND TO THINK ABOUT IT, YOU’RE HOPELESS.  gO BUY A BUS PASS AND TURN IN YOUR MAN CARD.

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Some days, I hate you. Hummers Speed cams traffic jams

Out here, rust is a decoration. Back in the mitten, it’s a death sentence

Fargo, as performed by welded metal sculptures that have nothing to do with the movie.