Saturday 3:00. Time to wash the xoxbox. (Ed.: Redistribute the Phoenix rain slime is a more accurate description)
Me: ooo a rock in the tire.
Me: ooo, a roofing nail too?
Me: Fuck. Pull it and hole. * makes popping sound* New tire= $145. Bank balance + available credit = $10. Fuck.
Me: Fix a flat means new TPMS sensor too. Add $120 please. Fuck.
Me: Oh wait, Discount Tire loves me with free rotations and tire repairs.
Me: Hi Discount Tire. I have a nail in my wheel. I am a dumbass.
Discount Tire: Hi. No, it’s a rock. Yes, you are. Fortunately there is no moron surcharge on free services.
Karma: *pisses pants laughing*