Rock: Hi mustang. Let me chip your windshield.
Geico: A Lizard Caveman cocktail will fix it nicely. No deductible.
Fastforward to 2010
Rock: Fuck you xoxBox windshield. Die from a puny chip to the sweet spot.
Geico: Hah! no coverage for you, dancer boy.
Me: huh? WTF?
Geico: We don’t know if we cancelled or you did, but we do know you don’t have coverage anymore.
Safelite Repair Dude: $286 cash please. daddy needs a new pair of hookers and blow.
Me: 155? I like it here.
SWFs: I wanna rock with you.
Various dramas ensue
Karma: Laughs maniacally.
LA Fitness: Remember me? I’ll sing Whitney Houston if it helps.
So there it is.